Things you do after setting your house on fire
1. turn aerosol into a flamethower
2. take a photo of it
3. publicize
4. single handedly keep World News afloat
mission accomplished.
Mario Balotelli helps passed out pedestrian.
Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, Lionel Messi, Sergio Aguero, Jack Wilshere and Fernando Torres together with pineapple-wielding Scottish DJ Calvin Harris will hopefully put their singing voices to use for our personal amusement
Roberto Mancini sketch
Maybe a tiny bit better than the Neymar one…
Our first exciting moment in 2012. Sunderland beat Man City. Just goes to show that if you celebrate hard enough, the goal WILL count even if you’re a mile offside…not to mention swapping saliva with some random man.
Nasri’s choice of underwear made more of an impact in yesterday’s game than his football. whut can you doo…
Okay, it’s a longshot, but I kinda do really wanna know the answer. #GrowingDavidSilvaFan
A glimpse of where Balotelli lies in the world of football.
Roberto Mancini’s smug face (If anyone beat ManU as bad as his players did, they’d have the same exact face.)
Silva’s assist gif(t). …would you look at that?! NO SERIOUSLY, look at it!
So this performance secures him being starting XI for Spain right?
